Oh, man. Ridiculous how long it's been. Shame on me.
So what's shakin'? Me? Just finished my fumpteenth revision of my new novel.
Will it see the light of day? Will it keep some keeper of the keys interested past the first chapter? Will there be a long night that passes quickly, a regretful turn of the last page? Will there be an excited phone call, an auction with the Big Howevermany clamoring, a champagne cork popped, multiple translations and editions and talk of Justin Timberlake in the lead role?